Updates

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1. Yes, I know I haven't blogged in quite awhile.

2. Today is Wendy's birthday.

3. The last academic/scholarly article I've read was titled, "Rectal Salami." No, seriously, it was too called that! Here's the citation: Shah J, A Majed, et al. Rectal Salami Int Journal of Clin Pract 56 (7) 2002; 558-9

4. Yep, the above article is exactly what you think it's about.

5. "Pancakes" is a particularly good reply to use if you're in the hospital and some unassuming resident asks you if you know your name, know where you are, and what year it is. Just go ahead and reply "pancakes" to all of the questions posed.

6. They have a newly renovated cafeteria at the hospital. Today was the unveiling. Let me tell you straight up that it looks nice and new and shit. The engineer should get 5 points for good use of colors and space. Unfortunately, no one could figure out exactly how to get out of the cafeteria. The engineer should absolutely get negative 15 points for the dumb ass design.

7. I'm going to see the Tigers game on Saturday. I've never been to the Copa before, so who knows what I'm truly in for. I hope I can talk my friend into riding the baseball ferris wheel.

8. Yeah, that's about all I've got for now.