my secret life on mack avenue

I'm an acquired taste...

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Livin' the high life...

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I went and gassed up the car today. I paid $3.95 a gallon. Holy crap, I may actually need to go to work soon! Ha, and not a moment too soon since the hospital types have been pestering me all week to do just that.

A few days ago I had to go get the first round of TB testing done, plus they took an ample sample of my fine blood. All I have to show for it now is a nifty bruise.

Yeah, so anyway, they're trying to get me to pin down a start date. Hmmm, I'll start when I get tired of waking up late and lounging around all day, how's that?

In the meantime I've been cleaning my house like a whirlwind. Today I found myself in the basement going through all sorts of crap. Wait until I get my scanner working, because some of the stuff I found was priceless! A "how to" manual on dating (signed by the author, Dr. Judy, who hosted a sex show on 89x back in the 90's), a manual on "MS-DOS" (no seriously, MS-effing DOS), a playlist from Homesick Night at Industry, a crazy fax from the world famous DJ Tom, a little blurb in the Detroit News about my old mid-day show from 1995, and tons more. Good times, bad times, I found it all...

Oh, and I got invited to a sex toy party, but it's being held on the same day as a station event, so I had to decline the invite. Perhaps someone will gift me a nice male blow up doll or something just because I'm so, well, you know, desperate, I mean, wonderful.

Toodles, I'm off to Mexicantown!