Note to self: stay away from Missouri

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Really, I mean it. I'm staying out of Missouri. This story scares me:

Buy a car, get a free gun at Missouri car dealer

By Carey Gillam

KANSAS CITY, Missouri (Reuters) - A Missouri car dealer said on Thursday sales have soared at his auto and truck business since launching a promotion this week that promises buyers a free handgun or a $250 gas card with every purchase.

And wait, here's more from the article:

Every buyer so far "except one guy from Canada and one old guy" has elected to take the gun, Muller said. Muller recommends his customers select a Kel-Tec .380 pistol.

Seriously. What is this world coming to? Read the rest of the article here.