What a week...
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It's been a very long and horrifying week.
Just to put it into perspective, the highlight of my week was the re-opening of the I-696 and 75 ramps. Yes, that was the highlight. Oh, well, I guess I did see the Goodyear Blimp on the way to the doctor's office today. I suppose that could be a highlight for someone.
It'd be really hard to pick the lowlight of the week. It could be the fact that I was ordered to get a mammogram. Yes, that is right, I'm not even 40 yet and I have to go get my boobs smashed by a cold, metal machine. Apparently the doctor thinks it's really important to get one baseline reading between 35 and 40, so off I go for the thrill of a lifetime.
Oh, and speaking of thrill of a lifetime, you'll love this short discussion I had with my mom: I was explaining to her that I had to go get a mammogram and here's how it went:
Me: so I have to go get a baseline reading
Mom: Already? You start those at forty I think
Me: Well the doctor said it's important to get one before then as a preventative measure for your breasts
Mom: It's just as well since no one is feeling them up
No, seriously, my mom actually said that to me. Of course I gave her a WTF look. I mean, sure, no one is feeling them up, but how the heck would she know that? So it's official. Even my mom realizes I'm a loser.
Hmmm, let's see, other than that I almost got into an accident Saturday with some jackass that was driving the wrong way down I696 on Saturday morning. True story. The guy was on the shoulder of the freeway, just barreling down 696 going the wrong way.
And the final story of the day: when I left my house this morning I noticed an odd looking pea-green van parked in my neighbor's driveway. Today as I was coming home the van was still there. Check it out, it's an effing ICE CREAM TRUCK. That's right, the sirens busting out goofy-ass music will be screaming throughout the 'hood this summer. I kid you not, I can hear that fucker screeching out "the Farmer In The Dell" right now. On the bright side, perhaps I'll get some free fudgicles or something.
I think I need to go bury my head in the sand now. Toodles.
It's been a very long and horrifying week.
Just to put it into perspective, the highlight of my week was the re-opening of the I-696 and 75 ramps. Yes, that was the highlight. Oh, well, I guess I did see the Goodyear Blimp on the way to the doctor's office today. I suppose that could be a highlight for someone.
It'd be really hard to pick the lowlight of the week. It could be the fact that I was ordered to get a mammogram. Yes, that is right, I'm not even 40 yet and I have to go get my boobs smashed by a cold, metal machine. Apparently the doctor thinks it's really important to get one baseline reading between 35 and 40, so off I go for the thrill of a lifetime.
Oh, and speaking of thrill of a lifetime, you'll love this short discussion I had with my mom: I was explaining to her that I had to go get a mammogram and here's how it went:
Me: so I have to go get a baseline reading
Mom: Already? You start those at forty I think
Me: Well the doctor said it's important to get one before then as a preventative measure for your breasts
Mom: It's just as well since no one is feeling them up
No, seriously, my mom actually said that to me. Of course I gave her a WTF look. I mean, sure, no one is feeling them up, but how the heck would she know that? So it's official. Even my mom realizes I'm a loser.
Hmmm, let's see, other than that I almost got into an accident Saturday with some jackass that was driving the wrong way down I696 on Saturday morning. True story. The guy was on the shoulder of the freeway, just barreling down 696 going the wrong way.
And the final story of the day: when I left my house this morning I noticed an odd looking pea-green van parked in my neighbor's driveway. Today as I was coming home the van was still there. Check it out, it's an effing ICE CREAM TRUCK. That's right, the sirens busting out goofy-ass music will be screaming throughout the 'hood this summer. I kid you not, I can hear that fucker screeching out "the Farmer In The Dell" right now. On the bright side, perhaps I'll get some free fudgicles or something.
I think I need to go bury my head in the sand now. Toodles.
posted by Cristina @ 7:00 PM
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